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Camping Trip To and From Hell Part 2
When I think of my father, I am reminded of every moment of disappointment in my life. In this one aspect, he seemed to never let me down. When it came to work, he was always on time, always dutiful, always containing an almost religious and...
MAKE 'EM LAUGH: SELLING HUMOR ONLINE
Every day, thousands and thousands of people venture out into the complicated world of online business. The vast majority of these people are joining affiliate programs, MLMs, or trying to market information products. These can make great...
TOOTHBRUSHRUSH
Toothbrushrush.
by Bob Wood
Does it seem to you that you brush your teeth way too often? Do your days distort and collapse around the beginnings and endings as you face down your grimace while brushing those choppers? Mine do. Every time I...
Warning: This Article is a Waste of Time
Today's topic, ladies and gentleman, is: Time. We're going to talk about time today because I never seem to have enough of it. And I figure that if I dedicate a whole column to the subject of time and stress some of it's finer points, then perhaps...
You Think You've Got Communication Problems Where You Work? Read This.
Here are some maintenance log entries from a major airline – or so the email says, showing the problems reported by pilots (P) and solutions recorded by mechanics (S). It’s probably true. You couldn’t make these things up. P: Left inside main try...
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25 Reasons You Might Need to Wear a Welding Helmet
A welding helmet is a safety device worn for protection while one is welding; however, there are definitely many other uses for a welding helmet. A welding helmet is a very practical that should be found in every home. Here are just a few ways you might find yourself in need of a welding helmet: 1. You can't find your bike helmet. 2. You lost your Darth Vader mask on the opening day of a Star Wars movie. A welding helmet is a good substitute; however, you will have to mimic the Darth Vader breathing noises yourself. 3. You do not know your science very well but you think it would be cool to make your own fireworks. 4. You are scared of identity theft. 5. You wear a welding helmet in hopes of attracting women, making it clear to them that you are manly and can fix things. 6. You want to reenact the opening credits from The Simpson's and you are playing the part of Homer in the nuclear power plant (in this case, you will also need a glow stick). 7. You think that cartoons are real and there is a possibility of an anvil dropping from the sky. 8. If people who look at you turn into stone then you might want to wear a welding helmet. 9. You want to give your kids a punishment they won't forget and decide to make them wear the welding helmet to school for a week. 10. If you are scared of the sun giving you wrinkles or skin cancer, you could use a welding helmet to protect yourself from the sun's harmful rays. 11. You have horrendously bad breath and/or forgot to put you makeup on. 12. You can't find your sunglasses. 13. You are someone who always wants to be on top of fashion and thinks that welding helmets could be the new thing. 14. You are sick of relatives pinching your cheeks at family
reunions. 15. You are a celebrity and you don't want the paparazzi taking any pictures of you. 16. You are sick of shallow people falling for you because of your looks and want people to like you for your witty humor. Wearing a welding helmet would definitely be a way to see if that special someone likes you because of your personality. 17. You think that the end of the world is near and somehow a welding helmet will save you. 18. You want people to think that you are weird, have learning problems, or that you are half man and half machine. 19. You want to do your own rendition of Phantom of the Opera called Phantom of the Tool Shed. 20. You think that your partner in your science lab class secretly wants to destroy you. 21. You had an extremely bad haircut. 22. You think you are like Cyclops from X-Men and you have uncontrollable optic blasts from your eyes. 23. You want to scare little children. (Carrying a blow torch and laughing will also help you in this goal). 24. You don't ever want to have a boyfriend/girlfriend. 25. And I guess you might possibly want a welding helmet if you think you will possibly be welding something anytime soon. These are just a few of the reasons that it is probably a good idea for you to wear a welding helmet. After you get your own welding helmet, I am sure that you will find this list to be very limited and you will find thousands of other uses for it.
About the Author
Kaitlin Carruth is a client account specialist with 10x Marketing - More Visitors. More Buyers. More Revenue. For more information about welding helmets, please visit Tool America.
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