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Why Testicles?
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Why Testicles? By John Sammon
There are certain parts of the human body I just can't figure
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For example, testicles, you...
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Family Guy - Biography Of Peter Griffin.
Peter Griffin is one of the funniest, probably the most
important characters in the cartoon animation series of 'Family
Guy'. He is a Nice, Funny, Fat ass character, who is not afraid
of spreading the word of his mind in to the world and change
everybody's world. Peter's mind is 2X smaller then Homer Simpson
and he is 2X fatter then Homer. He has no idea what he is doing
or where he is. If it wasn't for Louis, his wife he would be out
of his job, his house and would have no life. He does many
stupid things that homer wouldn't. He always makes mistakes in
his life and loses everything but later says 'Sorry' and gets
back with his family. He has a very strange mind and thinks of
easy steps to do his tasks, which he ends up messing up. He is
lazy to go to work and instead wants to become the prime
minister or own a country or have another strange idea in his
mind. He is always trying to find new ways for his son 'Chris'
to lose weight. He advises his daughter 'Meg' to socialize with
people in school and find new friends. He is kind and gentle
with the Evil Stewie, who calls him a fat man. He is a good
friend of 'Brian', his talking dog who always advises peter when
he needs help and gets help from peter when he has any problems.
Peter was in love with his wife 'Louis', when they first saw
each other. He never expected to be married to a girl from a
Rich family like: Louis, but Louis was kind enough to give him a
chance and marry him but then she had to give a lot more chances
because of his stupid mistakes.
Peter is a nasty and dirty man, He is the nastiest person alive
in his town. He likes to hangout with his friend and drink beer,
who he has been with him most of his childhood and even before
that when peter's grand parents and his friend's grand parents
were alive. In one Episode Peter reveals that his 14th grand
parent was a Black Man, so he join the Black community, where
his idea of Blackism doesnt work and he soon gets kicked out.
Peter does many things with his pals through out the series, He
parties with them, Joins the Army with them, Fights them,
Suspects them and even goes on war with them. He is very happy
and gentle with 'Cleveland', The Black Friend of peter, who asks
peter for help when he suspects his wife is cheating with
'Quagmire', the family guy pimp and asks peter to make him a
man. Quarmire, the lady's man in family guy is always hittin on
woman, even peter's wife 'Lious'. He is not afraid of reaching
woman and is always first to help a woman in danger in case of
help.He drugs many woman during the series but was never
successfull. Joe, Peter's handicaped friend who is still in the
army, is always trying to protect the city but is challanged
with peter sometimes when he does stupid things. Joe has a army
type of personality and is strict with his rules. Peter meets
many more characters during the series and they all have the
same views about peter. Peter has been overweight from 14
generations with the same kind of hair
style and looks. Chris,
his son will keep this generation of being overweight for the
enxt generation.
Peter does many stupid and bizzarre things during the series,
Almost every suffering and pain suffered by the Griffins is
because of peter. He is happy on his couch watching his favorite
show or the news on his stolen cable with Brian and will do
anything to stop his favorite show from closing down. He always
tries to learn new ways of making money without working and also
tries many scams which he regrets. He runs from Death and even
becomes death itself in a episode, where he had to kill his
family. Peter always has new ideas for improving the Grifin's
lifes and become more popular or even a star, Mostof the times
'Lious', his wife would show him the right away and would lead
him through his problems or he would have lost his life. He
always tries to do something right and ends up doing the
opposite and brining pain to every body. Brian, peter's talking
dog calls peter a pain in the ass and advises him to do
everything the right way and stay away from trouble. Peter
always realizes his mistakes at the end of the show and promises
not to make this mistake again, which he forgets in 2 seconds.
Life and death doesnt mean anything to him, he might play with
death at any time and barely survives. Peter is always concerned
about his weight and tries to lose weight in many episodes,
where he some how gets his weight back and knows that he is not
meant to be skinny. Peter misses recognizing danger or read
danger signs and ends up putting himself in danger or life
threat. He needs constant watch and someone to look after him or
he will lose his life. He gets fired from his work many times
because of his stupid mistakes and the danger he has caused.
Peter is a easy believer, He would believe every small thing
people or signs will tell him, even if its testing the new death
shots or a sign telling him to jump off the bulding. Peter is
brainless and is in lack of thinking or using his mind. He
barely uses 1% of his mind. He makes his decisions fast with no
real idea behind them which causes a big trouble for him. He is
good with socializing people and talking about stuff people
already know or not interested to know. He has lack of sense for
others and takes alot longer to understand the truth behind
something, He always thinks of himself before his family and
friends and is reminded by his wife 'Lious' about the right
path. Regret is a normal thing for peter, every decision and
step he has taken which turns into disaster ends with regret to
his family and friends. His family and friends are so tired of
his sorries that it means nothing to them.
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