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3 Proven Ways To Build Your Opt-In List
3 Proven Ways To Build Your Opt-In List
If you've been involved in online marketing for any amount
of time, you've probably heard the phrase "The money is in
the list!" Why? Because those who are successful online use
their mailing list to...
How To Become A Powerful Affiliate Marketer In 10 Minutes
Tip 1 - What Are Affiliate Programs? Welcome to the wide world of affiliate marketing! Affiliate marketing (sometimes called referral marketing) is based business people. So, what is an affiliate and what does he or she do? The affiliate marketer...
If You Build It, They Will Come...
...No they won't. On the web, building a web site is not enough. If there are no links to the site anywhere, no-one is going to visit it. The site won't even be listed in any of the search engines without some incoming links. To get traffic, you...
PPC For Dummies - Part Two Of Two
Two of the most important factors of any Pay Per Click (PPC) campaign are creating successful ads and deciding how much to pay per click. There are many PPC options out there to choose from, I am going to focus on the two most popular, Google...
The 5 Best Revenue Models in E-Commerce History
There was a time, back in the 20th century, when everyone wanted
to have their own online shopping cart system. By 1997,
Amazon.com had served their millionth customer and was really
starting to impress regular folks. The internet looked like...
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A Letter to Santa From An Internet Marketer
A Letter to Santa From An Internet Marketer
Yo, Santa! How's it going in the great white north? Seeing as it
tis' the season, here is my letter about what I want for
Christmas.
Been Good
Santa, I know you do that whole good versus bad thing. I promise
I've been a good internet marketer this year. I haven't spammed
the search engines with mirror sites, link farm purchases or
little tricks to tweak your friends at Google. Now, while I've
been good, I would like a few bad things for Christmas. No
ponies here, I want the good stuff.
Dear Santa, I want:
1. A lump of coal to be given to the bad person or persons at
Yahoo who've been deleting my pages from their search engine
results.
2. A lump of coal to the same people at Yahoo who came up with
the Site Match nonsense. Feel free to let the reindeer relieve
themselves while on the roofs of these peoples' homes.
3. To meet a person from Google who handles the ranking updates
in a bar late at night after they've been drinking for four or
five hours. I only need 15 minutes. Pleeeeasssee! I've been so
good.
4. Five minutes in the Ultimate Fighting Octagon with Bill Gates.
5. A few hours
with your list of bad people who will get coal
for the holidays. Don't worry, I can figure out which ones are
fraudulently clicking my PPC ads.
6. Please send the Santa virus to the people who keep sending me
the phishing Pay Pal emails.
7. Same thing for the bad boys and girls sending me
pharmaceutical spam.
8. The opportunity to beat each dmoz volunteer editor over the
head with my keyboard just once. Okay, maybe twice.
Now I realize you are a master of being subtle. When I visited
you at the mall, you acted like I was a lunatic and you didn't
know what I was talking about. I really didn't appreciate you
calling security and the FBI, but I guess everybody has a bad
day. I'm sure I can count on you to come through this year.
Oh, I forgot something. Angelina Jolie. Definitely Angelina
Jolie. Leave her short dork boyfriend at home.
Now that isn't much to ask is it? Is it?
About the author:
Halstatt Pires is a search engine optimization specialist with
http://www.marketingtitan.com - an Internet marketing and
advertising company in San Diego offering internet marketing
services such as meta tag optimization services and link
popularity services.
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