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Curbing the Public Nuisance (Part 2)
Yes, that pillar of society that has been with us since that slithery dude threw humanity for a curve in the Garden of Eden – that cornerstone of society has been automated. I am speaking, of course, of the public nuisance ( I wrote about him...

MRI Humor: It's Still Resonating, By Golly!
I was scheduled to have my first MRI bright and early on a Saturday morning. It's a good thing they asked me to wear clothes without buttons or zippers. I woke up, sipped a cup of strong hot coffee (thankful for a compassionate husband), took...

THINGS PERFECTLY NORMAL BEASTS DO
PUBLISHING GUIDELINES: Publishers wishing to use this article are invited to email the author a courtesy copy of their publication, for citation purposes. WORD COUNT: 566 It's amazing what "Perfectly Normal Beasts" will do in a pinch. Being a...

Very Precise Fortune Cookies
I cracked open the fortune cookie and read the little slip of paper on the inside. Immediately I realized that it had been written by a weather forecaster. "You will be approached in the late afternoon by a pink polka-dot octopus..." It...

What's So Real About Reality TV?
What's So Real About Reality TV? But some are "personal growth" shows By David Leonhardt Those people who defend the intrusive presence of a television in private homes always seem to cite "educational value" as its redeeming grace. They mention...

 
The $600,000 Quarter - A True Story

The $600,000 Quarter - A True Story
By Rocky Ramsey

My father has what can only be described as fantastically good
luck or horribly bad luck. You'll have to be the judge with this
one. This is a true story.

Several months ago my parents went to a Biloxi casino and were
waiting in line for breakfast. The casino, being thoughtful for
its guests, not to mention making a few extra bucks for the
casino, had a line of slot machines that could be played while
people waited in line to get into the restaurant.

Dad decided to play a progressive slot machine while he waited.
He dropped a few quarters in, but wasn't winning very much. Then
he dropped in two quarters and pulled the handle.


Maybe it was
his lucky day. The first wheel came up Jackpot. The next wheel
came up Jackpot. The last wheel came up Jackpot. He got all three
Jackpots! $600,000!!!!! That's what he would've won if he'd put
three quarters in the slot machine. Because he only put two
quarters in the slot machine, he didn't win anything. Nothing.
Nada. Not only that, he lost the two quarters in the slot
machine. I guess that's why they call it a one-armed bandit.

About the Author

Rocky Ramsey publishes Movies, Money and More, A humorous site
featuring movie reviews, entertainment news, save/make money and
more. You don't know what you're missing if you don't take a
look. http://www.MoviesMoneyandMore.com

 

Humor in the Yahoo! Directory
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Humour - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This article discusses humour in terms of comedy and laughter. ... Mintz, Lawrence E. Humor in America: A Research Guide to Genres and Topics. ...
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Humor: See what people are saying right now on Technorati
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Political Humor - Jokes Satire and Political Cartoons
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Pages tagged with "humor" on del.icio.us
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New sick jokes every weekday plus new links each week to the best in humor and sickness on the Net. From About.com.
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Funny T-shirts and Gifts. Humor Gifts. Share a laugh with funny t-shirts, stickers and more! See all results... Categories within Funny T-shirts and Gifts ...
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Húmor.is
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Extreme Funny Humor
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Rec.humor.funny jokes and comedy
Includes jokes posted to the newsgroup and updates 2-3 times a day.
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Philosophical humor
Philosophical humor. Compiled by David Chalmers. Some bits and pieces I've come across. Additions are always welcome. Lists and litanies ...
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SpikedHumor.com » Welcome to Spiked Entertainment ( Movies - Flash ...
Spikedhumor.com provides the best internet viral enterainment and comedy.
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Humour Links Comedy Sites Directory
Large searchable database of humor sites split into appropriate categories, and rated by users. Also features tools for webmasters to integrate the ...
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The Humor Archives - funny jokes, pictures, cartoons and movies
humor rss feed · Add to Google · Add to My Yahoo! Add to Bloglines · Add to Netvibes · Add to My AOL. Virtual Categories. Geeks · George W. Bush · Money ...
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Joe Monster.org - Probably The Best Page In The Universe
Humor ekskluzywny. Fotki filmiki * flashe * gierki * dowcipy * forum. Material czesto prowokacyjny. Politycznie niepoprawny. Pozostawia trwale slady w ...
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HumorON.com - You never want it to turn it off anymore!
Welcome to this humoron dot com website we provide you the most funniest, shocking & most amazing videos each day! so turn you let us turn your humor back ...
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